Glenn Beck says Obama is Edward Cullen?
Posted by Andrew | Filed under Mainstream Media
Glenn Beck is an interesting character. He is often seen crying in front of cameras about how much he loves his country, which is better than Sean Hannity who just repeats “America is the greatest country on earth” for an hour for his show. But now it appears that Glenn Beck has finally gone off the deep end when he suggested that Barack Obama is Edward Cullen, a fictional character from the “Twilight” series.
I’m serious, it’s all right here on Entertainment Weekly’s web site, so it must be true. Entertainment Weekly doesn’t print slander or gossip or rumors, right? So, it is clear what is going on, Glenn Beck is claiming that our President, Barack Obama, is appealing to 12 year old pre-pubescent girls. No wonder Sasha and Mailia have so many friends, they all got the hots for their dad.
No, seriously, what’s next? The Republicans in congress turn out to be a family of Indian werewolves? I hear they have a treaty that the National Mall is a neutral territory. Listen Glenn, the President is not a “blood sucking vampire” as you stated on your show while showing off your cut and paste job movie poster. Clearly, Obama is just a pinko-commie secret muslim. Calling him a blood sucking vampire is just slanderous.
Another issue I see is that Glenn Beck and Stephenie Meyer, the author of Twilight, are both Mormons. And I know a thing or two about Mormons, they hold grudges against one another. I would love to see the two biggest media titans in the Church start feuding with one another. Especially if Meyer turns out to be a liberal, although unlikely, she wrote an entire young adults book series about abstinence (whoops, did I just give away the entire premise of the books?). I want Meyer to call Beck out on her website. That would be awesome.
