Rush Limbaugh is Leaving New York
Posted by Andrew | Filed under Mainstream Media
Rush Limbaugh, known as the Republican Santa Claus, because he’s fat enough to have his own gravitational pull and he magically breaks into people’s homes everyday through the radio waves. Well, apparently, he’s fed up with the tax situation in the state of New York and he’s moving out of his penthouse in Manhattan. Which is located 1049 Fifth Avenue according to this New York Times article.
So, I have one question. How could we know where this prick lives and no one whacked him off? Come on people! I know that as a culture, we don’t agree on much and we’re pretty disorganized, but I would think we could have pulled that off. Oh wait, if you continue reading the article, it is revealed that he only lives there 15 days in an entire year, preferring to live somewhere in Florida. So, he technically doesn’t even live in New York? Why do we care then?
Limbaugh dais he’s considering moving his radio operation down to Texas, because all fat men go to Texas. He’ll be in good company too, I hear that many stupid Republican leaders choose Texas as their place of residence. I like the idea of the “Dittocam” having the same broken down wooden shed and bail of hay in the background behing a barbed wire fence made out of branches. Hey, he could add a aluminum trailer and a confederate flag as well, and wear a flannel shirt and ten gallon hat. He’ll fit in perfectly.
Seriously, when you make $33 million a year, what does it matter if they raise taxes? I was unaware that oxycodone and hydrocodone were so expensive. And those cigars must run up a heavy tab. Oh yeah, not to mention the medical bills to treat your Pilonidal cyst, your oncoming lung disease from smoking those cigars, and your heart problems from weighing at least 400 pounds. By the way, you deserve every medical bill you receive for being a moron and opposing universal healthcare.
