20 Year Old Student Seeking Room in SLC.
Posted by Andrew | Filed under Internet Culture
Hi, my name is Andrew. I’m going to be starting as a new student at the University of Utah this August and I am looking for a place to live for the Fall semester.
I am not picky, quite the opposite, I just need my own space all to myself. A place where I can sleep and watch episodes of Dexter and Six Feet Under on Boxee on my computer in peace. A place where I can keep a mini fridge stuffed with Diet Coke and Chinese leftovers. I’m not going to make a mess in your kitchen, nor will I in your bathroom, and don’t expect me to walk around your living space naked. I lack that much self confidence and have that much shame.
No, I do not drink, I do not smoke, I do not do drugs. I don’t really care if you drink or smoke, but I do not want to live somewhere with drugs. I’m sorry, I’m not going to be carried away with a black bag over my head in the middle of the night by the DEA, never to be heard from again.
I am “gay friendly” so long as you are “Mormon friendly.” C’mon people, I know what you mean when you post the words “open minded” on the Salt Lake City Craigslist, you mean “no freaking Mormons.” I am as open minded and as liberal as they come, so if you are gay, don’t hand me a pamphlet about open sexuality and I won’t hand you a Book of Mormon.
No, I do not have a steady source of income, I don’t even live in Utah yet. Please understand that I must find a job upon moving so that I can afford the rent that you will be charging me. I have no problem giving you first and last months rent and paying the security deposit in exchange for you showing faith in me that I can pay the monthly cost. If I can’t, don’t worry. I have a perfectly good car that I can sleep in if it comes to that.
So, that is what I am looking for and I’m hoping that you are a good fit, I’m looking to move in by August 21st as classes begin the week after. Please feel free to email me your questions or interest.
P.S. I don’t have pets.
One Response to “20 Year Old Student Seeking Room in SLC.”
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Craigslist Proxy Says:
June 3rd, 2009 at 20:51I do not post much, but this was definitely worth reading. Craigslist can be very interesting sometimes. Some site I read had a post about a guy who was going to buy a car for his gf, and he came across an ad with Hitler hidden text… Very odd. Craigslist never fails to deliver on the strange goods.