FAQ
Posted by Andrew
Here are some frequently asked questions which have never been asked frequently:
Who is Andrew Davis?
This is my blog, so the fact that you don’t know who I, Andrew Davis, is already is a problem. I would recommend reading the “About” page before going any further.
Where did the name “Duo Citizenship” come from?
It comes from the fact that I hold citizenship in two different countries. One of them is the United States, land of the double cheeseburger and the 99 cent taco. The other is Belgium, the land of the street waffle and home to over 8700 different varieties of beer. It also is home to the statue of the little peeing boy, but that’s another story for another day.
Why do you talk about Mormons on this blog?
Because I am one. I was raised a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. But, don’t worry, I am not going to use this blog to promote my faith, I find people who do that tend to be real…well…(insert name of a feminine hygiene product here).
How many wives do you have then?
Three. What? I can’t make a polygamy joke just because I’m Mormon?
What are you driving these days?
If you are a girl into fast cars, I’m driving a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder. If you’re a girl into classy, sophisticated cars, it’s a Mercedes-Benz S600. If you’re an American guy, it’s a Ford Mustang GT, and if you are a girl I’ve already met, it’s in the shop, so just put the spray paint and carving knife away…
Where do you live?
In the state of Denial…what? Old joke?
How did you get this website?
Apparently, anyone who is willing to give GoDaddy $5 a month can have a website. If you don’t want to spend any money, this is what I used to use. The website is powered by WordPress and I got theme template from ThemeLab, although, I have modified it a bit.
Why don’t you write some real FAQ’s?
Didn’t you just read the last one? My goodness…
How do I get in touch with you?
Just go to the “Contact” page and fill out the form. Remember to fill out the CAPTCHA right, or else your message is going nowhere. When your finished, hit the “send” button and I’ll get back to you if I can be bothered too.
Should I take anything you write seriously?
Absolutely not, what would the fun in that be? (Sorry, you’re the one asking the questions…)
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